“After having my chlamydia canal pounded, he then proceeded to hammer my rusty sherif’s badge. It was bliss having his vein cane rammed inside me again; stuffing my wunder down under with a squash just didn’t get my shame portal spattering like it used to. The feeling of his magician’s wax flowing down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. When he removed his spam dagger from my chocolate starfish, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn’t wait to lap the footlong fudge bullet off his vein cane. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his greasy kebab skewer soon had me coated like a plasterer’s radio.”
every night out with matt.
Every night out with me.
Pen Ward, creator of Adventure Time teamed up with some of his friends to make this Pokemon parody that will make you fart with laughter.
I WANT MOAR!
See that guy? Go bother him.
Always wanted this to happen when I was a kid!
Brilliant. I didn’t get it until I saw where it came from!