“After having my chlamydia canal pounded, he then proceeded to hammer my rusty sherif’s badge. It was bliss having his vein cane rammed inside me again; stuffing my wunder down under with a squash just didn’t get my shame portal spattering like it used to. The feeling of his magician’s wax flowing down my throat got my flange custard flowing quicker than a greased weasel shit. When he removed his spam dagger from my chocolate starfish, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn’t wait to lap the footlong fudge bullet off his vein cane. The seemingly never-ending streams of creamy load emanating from his greasy kebab skewer soon had me coated like a plasterer’s radio.”
Pen Ward, creator of Adventure Time teamed up with some of his friends to make this Pokemon parody that will make you fart with laughter.
I WANT MOAR!
